Monday, January 25, 2021

Tip for the Day - Humor

 

Sunday: go to the market, cook food, eat for three weeks.

I can see why so many people refuse to even look at the news. It’s just a constant barrage of stupidity, ignorance, whining, complaining and blaming. Trust in god, trust the plan, stay the course, Republicans are right, Democrats are wrong, Biden is the lawfully elected president and so on. It’s like being tied to a chair with my eyelids taped open and having to watch reruns of the Brady Bunch over and over again.

 

Today is Monday, North Korea is threatening to test fire nuclear capable missiles, Iran is ramping up production of plutonium, China is threatening to take Taiwan by force if necessary, Biden is wondering aloud what he’s signing (as he signs it anyway), Trump is reminding us that he’s going to do something (but not just yet), Bill Gates is telling people to expect to be injected every 6 months from now on (at least until the population growth stabilizes), my partner once again tells me to stop listening to that guy on the internet (apparently I’m being brainwashed), but I’m not worried because, soon we’re all going to be ascending to the 5th dimension, all will be joyous and all will be fine — except for those pessimistic negative thinkers who we’ll have to leave behind. So remember to only think positive thoughts, don't worry, be happy!

And that’s my tip for the day.

Oh yea, if all else fails, focus on your breathing and push yourself to remain grounded.

 

 

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